All About Steve Part 3 Featuring Steve Hooper & Jirina   Up with the larks, Steve finds himself in bed with the feeling of a woman cuddling his back. He is in a strange bedroom. The woman's bedroom? Oh no that's right, he is looking after his girlfriend Sandie's flat, who is away for three weeks on business. So who is the lady? Oh thank god he remembers - she's really pretty. Before they even speak the two of them are at it under the bed sheets for that early morning 'get your oats' feeling. They are fucking hard in the comfortable bed first thing. Once sated, Jirina asks in broken English (she's Czech) if it is ok for her to have an after sex cigarette. She becomes suspicious when Steve hands her a curvy pink ashtray and whilst he is cooking her some eggs for breakfast, she goes on a look about. The room is very feminine for him. Is it really his own flat? No sign of the snowboarding or motorbikes he said he was into. The ashtray and the light he can explain as 'getting in touch with his feminine side as a modern man' but the huge hardback book on feminist art is going too far to believed. Sure enough she spies an envelope with a lady's name and address on. At the last kiss goodbye Jirina asks Steve to say hello to Sandie for her. 'Will do' he says before he realises. The door is now shut, is he going to open it up and explain? No, I didn't think so. << back